Hillary Takes Care of Hubby!
WHITE HOUSE FIGHT; SECRET SERVICE PULLS FURIOUS FIRST LADY OFF PRESIDENT
(This one's for the history books!)
DRUDGE REPORT
http://www.drudgereport.com/matt.htm
THU DEC 24, 1998 16:08:55 UTC
Hillary Clinton has finally snapped! The NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/
is set to report in its January 5, 1999 edition: The First Lady has
physically attacked the President, hitting him so hard she left a
visible mark on his face -- and Secret Service agents had to separate them.
The DRUDGE REPORT trusts the account to be accurate and non-libelous because the NATIONAL
ENQUIRER and President Bill Clinton use the same law firm, Williams & Connolly! In
fact, Clinton's private lawyer, David Kendall, has directly done work for the tabloid
through the years.
"Keep that bitch away from me!" Bill Clinton told one Secret Service agent.
One inside source tells the ENQUIRER that the White House became a battleground since the
impeachment controversy moved into overdrive. "The verbal fights between Bill and
Hillary have been escalating and now the President has been physically assaulted."
"Hillary just snapped. She lost it and smacked the President upside the head. He was
stunned. The hit was so hard it left a visible bruise, and he put on makeup for several
days to cover the red spot."
The DRUDGE REPORT has learned that the ENQUIRER is planning to run the account in a Cover
Page Screamer.
"Secret Service agents had to physically separate them to keep the apart. Hillary
went off to another room. At one point the President old an agent, 'Keep that bitch away
from me. I don't want to do anything that'll get me in more trouble."
The ENQUIRER reveals that just hours before the couple walked out of the White House
holding hands after the impeachment vote on December 19, there was an explosion in the
Presidential quarters -- the First Lady was doing most of the screaming.
The tabloid also claims that Bill Clinton is back on the fast food train!
"The President is a mess. He's been gorging on fast foods again," an insider
tells the ENQUIRER in the special report.
Impacting on newsstands next Monday.
A question to ponder
How many Politicians can we take care per 100 feet of rope?
Sincerely,
David E. Parsons
Denver,CO
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